wet and wild.

usually, just being in the presence of a slip n slide--or even a "slip and slide" made of mylar and mud and wet grass--makes you a nonhipster, but under certain circumstances, you can slide, and still be a hipster.

Those circumstances include:

1. partaking in an ironic photo shoot for paper magazine.
2. you're a living art installation about childhood and america.
3. you're on the losing end of a very high-stakes betting situation.
4. you happen to look fabulous wet and on your belly.