can i get a hell yeah?

today i was perusing the wide and vast internet for anything hipster related. this mainly included googling the word "hipster."

among the many (many) sites i came across was this one: portland hipsters.

say what? portland hipsters? i'm sorry, but no. first of all, hipsters don't ever live in portland. everyone knows that.

the main page of the web site is all the reason i need to flag this entire site as unhipster. the pink. the photos. the fact that it's called "portland hipsters."

but then, after a little digging, i found this link, at the top right: a hipster mom.

a hipster mom.

sorry, portland hipsters. your lists upon lists of what makes a hipster a hipster is exactly why you're not a hipster. hipster strip bars? i think not.

plus, you live in portland. did i mention that already?